Most Chatbots Are Creepy. Yours is Probably "Ghosting" 98% of Your Traffic
Start treating them like a first date.
Discover the "prohibited" psychology behind chatbot openings that hook users, lower defenses, and win the conversion.
“I have a confession: Before I built chatbots that convert, I studied how people flirt”.
Most “expert” bot providers will tell you their AI is “smart.”
I’ll tell you the truth: Your chatbot is hitting on your customers, and right now, it’s bombing.
I realized that a website visitor is just like a stranger at a bar. If your first line is “How can I help you today?”, you’ve already lost. That’s the digital equivalent of a bad pick-up line.
I discovered that by using Confidence Prompting and Curiosity Triggers, you can turn a boring, robotic script into a Digital Wingman—an Attractive Character that people actually want to talk to.
Inside "Flirt Like a Bot," you’ll discover:
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The 3-Second Rule: Why your current “Welcome” message is making people flee your site (and the 1-sentence fix).
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The “Nice Bot” Trap: Why being too helpful is killing your authority—and your sales.
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5 Battle-Tested Icebreakers: Copy-and-paste openers that make it physically impossible for users not to reply.
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The 5-Step Icebreaker Audit: A quick checklist to see if your chatbot is “cringe” or irresistible.
- BONUS: Custom GPT trained to craft chatbot openers for you!
Stop being the "Nice Guy" of your industry
Traffic is too expensive to waste on a mediocre greeting.
Whether you’re a SaaS founder, an e-commerce owner, or a consultant, your bot is your first impression.
Make it count.
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